Closet Homestuck

Basically, almost 99% of my friends are Homestucks. Including my boyfriend. I have not yet read Homestuck. So I am reading it without them knowing. They keep urging me to read it, so I will do it behind their backs and be like SURPRISE! They are like almost positive that I will fall in love it like they have. We shall see:)

although I am not really far into the comic, I am scared though. *excuse the language* but I do not wish to get emotional fucked. For example, I asked my boyfriend and a very good friend, “How do you think Homestuck will end? and How do you want Homestuck to end?” Apparently those aren’t appropriate questions to ask? They went a-wall on me. But anyway, just hearing everything going on, I do not know if I want to get emotional fucked like that, even though I will continue, I will continue with caution 

Dream-Stuck: Homestucks, I am putting faith in you

traum-stecken:

I want to try my hand at writing a fan fiction that centers around the Homestuck fandom. I am currently in the process of reading it, but haven’t finished what is currently available. (I know, I know, I will get working on that, chill yourselves). Okay, I am just going to be brutally honest with…

I am just sitting here scrolling through my dash and it KILLS ME. I mean because every picture is of the beta kids or the trolls, which I already met the beta kids, so not really a big deal, but I haven’t met the trolls yet, I mean I do know there names and can easily identify them (because I am around Homestucks all day long, so you learn things) but it’s like I JUST WANNA MEET THEM TO SEE WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL WITH THEM AND WHAT MAKES THEM SO AWESOME, then I think, you CANNOT jump ahead, they will come in time, just think of this a simple incentive, I won’t read ahead but I just wanted to tell you, IT KILLS ME

GUYS I AM MAKING CONNECTIONS AND I AM LIKE SUPER EXCITED ABOUT IT BECAUSE CERTAIN THINGS ARE MAKING SENSE!!

Nevermind, WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?

Okay, I know I haven’t been reading it for awhile, I know, I am horrible person blah blah, you will get over it, BUT ALL DAY TODAY I HAVE BEEN READING IT AND JUST, AFVIUHQAER ITS GETTING GOOD

Just going to take a few notes for world history then off to Homestuck

holy crap, things my friends talk about are finally making sense

OH THANK THE LORD

I am finally done with act 2…..I only have about 5202 pages left to go….

Seeing all the trolls on my dash makes me want to meet them even more. Like I am just SKIP AHEAD TO THE GOOD PARTS but then think, yeaaah, bad idea, you must read from the beginning, I just really really really wanna meet them

The Mayor

So basically, my friends and all the Homestucks that I know, keep showing me a guy that is wrapped in what appears to be, mummy wraps? And I never understood why and how and everything like that, but they always referred to him as “Mayor” and that is just how I knew him as well.
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CALL HIM MAYOR. LIFE MAKES SOO MUCH MORE SENSE.

Um, there’s a gigantic imp??

I have been asked which characters I have meet already, and to be quite frank, not many. I have met John, of course, Dave, and Rose, oh and Dad. And Rose’s mother.